Who cares if the house is in foreclosure and the cost of a tank of gas doubles every week, how many chances do you get to use the words “Swarovski” and “NASCAR” in the same sentence? Yes, ‘bling’ has come to NASCAR via Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s Swarovski crystal encrusted leather NASCAR jacket.
If you are one of those guys who relates with Dale Jr. only because neither of you have a girlfriend, then maybe this is your chance to wear something that will get you some extra looks and maybe even mugged. Why not? Think about it, you can now wear your jeans, the converse all-stars with no laces, and an official $3000 Dale Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR jacket to that next special event. And if you meet Paris Hilton there you will have something to talk about.
But if you are worried about the price being a little steep then just follow these easy steps: For a down payment you can use that $600 economic stimulus check the president is sending to everyone and that will hold your place in line. Each one takes 3 weeks to make and rumor has it that Brian France and John McCain, for similar reasons, have already ordered a bunch of them as gifts for the members of OPEC – so the waiting list is probably getting pretty darn long. That will save you some time before you need to have the rest of the money.
This is an election year and the last time we voted for president, the people that control gasoline prices dropped the price of gas for a couple months to help their candidate. So now that we are close to another election you can plan on gas prices falling again and you can use those savings to get your jacket. But forewarning, as soon as the election is over the gas prices will, of course, go right back up. So buy that jacket before the election is over!
And, if you see Dick Cheney this July 4th at the NASCAR Coca-Cola 400, please do Brian France a big favor and ask the vice president if he could bring gas prices down permanently this time. But don’t tell him the reason is because you want to buy a $3000 Swarovski crystal encrusted hand-made Italian leather Dale Earnhardt Jr, jacket. Make something up like you are trying to save your house from being foreclosed.
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