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Key:
1. Just like barrier breaker Jackie Robinson
2. Red-staters sure love their booze.
3. And their smokes.
4. And their other booze.
5. And their wife-beatin’.
6. Signals when shifting policies to the left or right.
7. For wiping away 527 group attack ads.
8. Tires, to get traction with white folks.
9. Rims are normal-sized, so as not to appear “too black.”
10. For illuminating the future ahead.
11. CD player plays inoffensive Will Smith rap at a reasonable volume.
12. For vice presidential nominee, TBD.
13. Remember, he’s actually half white.
14. Still picking pieces of Hillary out of this.
15. What’s a Koran?
