News Scan: NASCAR Fans Is As Dangerous To Your Health As Visiting A Foreign Country!!
Oct 15, 2007
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Who’s afraid of NASCAR people? The answer is the Democrats.... so much so that they’re vaccinating themselves so they don’t catch any rare disease such as NASCAR cooties or the bubba virus. It sounds ridiculous right? Well, it is, but unfortunately, it’s true.
The issue deals with a memo from the House Committee on Homeland Security which suggested that staff members receive vaccinations against hepatitis A and B in addition to other vaccinations before they travel to Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama and Lowe’s Motor Speedway in North Carolina. Gopusa.com
A fringe left radical who wants abortion on demand, government run health care, and obedience to the U.N. is ok, but take God-fearing, conservative NASCAR fans, and you better get your shots before visiting them. That’s a great way to win over votes.
The reaction on both sides illustrates just how valuable candidates for elected office consider the votes of NASCAR fans who pack grandstands by the thousands every weekend and the donations of business leaders who spend millions to sponsor the sport.
It started last month, when an official with the House Committee on Homeland Security suggested that staff aides get immunizations before visiting health facilities at Alabama’s Talladega Superspeedway and North Carolina’s Lowe’s Motor Speedway, where the Bank of America 500 was run Saturday.
“The very idea of immunization is laughable,” said Lowe’s Motor Speedway President Humpy Wheeler. “It’s like taping your ankles to go to the mailbox.”
He noted that no NASCAR event has ever sparked an outbreak - “other than a few headaches because somebody’s favorite driver ran out of gas, or maybe a morning hangover.” Mike Baker, AP.org
We have to give the Democrats credit though for standing by their hatred of NASCAR and America. Most people who insult a base of passionate, drunken, gun-toting fans would run the other way. But not the Democrats… they only cut and run during foreign wars, not petty domestic squabbles.
And if they really want to take it to the next level, they need to find Michael Dukakis, put him in a tank and have him race around the “Pretty Paperclip” at Martinsville (pictured above, in front of the man with the awesome back hair) this weekend.
Democrat government official who believes NASCAR fans are filthy, disease-carrying Republican hicks
Someone should really tell Democrats to just relax because, after all, life is a highway. PalmettoScoop.com
